My Parents Are Dead: MY ENTIRE FAMILY DIED EONS AGO.The Mad Hatter: I'M CRAZY AND I'M PROUD! AND I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO SHARE IT WITH YOU! ALL OF YOU.Light Is Not Good: I'M GOLD COLOURED AND EVIL YOU KNOW!.Laughably Evil: YOU SAY I'M EVIL, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT MY LINES ARE COMEDY GOLD!.Lack of Empathy: WHAT THE HECK EVEN IS THAT? IT IS SOMETHING YOU CAN SPREAD ON A POPTART? IS IT THE SAME AS THIS STRANGE THING THEY CALL "GOOEY-ELT"? GENUINE QUESTION.I Just Want to Be Free: MY OLD DIMENSION WAS SO BORING AND HAD WAY TOO MANY RESTRICTIONS, SO I LIBERATED IT! NOW, I WANT TO FREE YOUR DIMENSION TOO!.Hypocritical Humor: WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME A HYPOCRITE CAUSE I CALLED THAT GIRL A MONSTER? SHE'S AN UNNATURAL FREAK!.Evil Has a Bad Sense of Humor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BAD? OH, COME ON GUYS! I'M HILARIOUS! I'LL TURN THAT FROWN OF YOURS UPSIDE DOWN.Evil Cannot Comprehend Good: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE HECK EMPATHY EVEN IS? I DON'T GET WHY SHOOTING STAR FELT SO BAD FOR TREATING HER BROTHER LIKE A PAWN! I TREATED FORDSIE LIKE ONE AND NOT ONCE DID I FEEL ANYTHING BUT JOY!.Even Evil Has Standards: DON'T ASK SOMEONE IF THEY'RE EQUILATERAL OR NOT, YOU PERVERT!.Eldritch Abomination: I AM ONE COMPARED TO YOU PATHETIC HUMANS, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING I EXISTED BEFORE YOUR PUNY DIMENSION.The Dreaded: EVERYONE IS REALLY SCARED OF ME.Demonic Possession: I JUST LOVE DOING THIS! PAIN IS HILARIOUS! TOO BAD FOR THE VICTIM, THOUGH!.Deal with the Devil: I'LL MAKE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE IF YOU HELP ME WITH MY PLANS.Cloud Cuckoo Lander: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT DEER TEETH?.I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY YOU FEEL COMPELLED TO KEEP POINTING THAT OUT. Card-Carrying Villain: LOOK, I ALREADY KNOW I'M A MANIAC.Caps Lock: ONE OF YOU EAGER HUMANS ASKED ME ABOUT WHY I TYPED THIS WAY IN MY AMA AND ON HERE! IT'S BECAUSE I THINK IN ALL CAPS!.YOU'D BETTER BUY CRYPTO BEFORE IT STARTS DEFLATING, SUCKERS! The Cameo: I'VE BEEN AROUND OTHER YELLOW BEINGS WHOSE UNIVERSE POSSESSES A STARK OBSESSION OF HUMOR AND ODDITIES, MUCH LIKE ME! THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT THEY'RE RELATIVELY NORMAL! AND BY THE BY.Big Bad: YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE ULTIMATE VILLAIN OF THE WHOLE SHOW!.Beware the Silly Ones: YOU THINK I'M ALL FUN AND GAMES? HA! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'M LIKE WHEN I'M MAD?!.Badass Adorable: HEY! WHO ARE YOU CALLING ME ADORABLE?!.Ax-Crazy: YES, YES, I KNOW I'M INSANE AND I'M QUITE PROUD OF IT!.YOU KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER. Arch-Enemy: I'VE MADE A LOT OF THESE THROUGHOUT MY LIFETIME.Apocalypse How: MY BELOVED WEIRDMAGEDDON! TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING! IT'S THE ULTIMATE PARTY!.Had you failed to heed my warnings, you would have been subject to torment beyond your worst nightmares, broken to the point that not even you would have been able to recover. I'VE BEEN AROUND FOR CENTURIES, FAR BEYOND WHAT YOUR MIND CAN COMPREHEND! HA! SURE GUYS LIKE PURPLE PUSS AND THAT TERUMI CHUMP MAY HAVE GOTTEN A HEAD-START ON ME, BUT LOOK AT 'EM NOW! ONE KEEPS GETTING DUMPED BY HIS "GIRLFRIEND", AND ONE GOT BEATEN BY A WALKING CLICHE! AS FOR OL' ROCKY THERE, I'VE BEEN TOLD NOT TO MESS WITH HIM, LEST I BECOME A SCORCH MARK! note Darkseid: Then you are wise to avoid challenging a true god. Ancient Evil: LOOK THROUGHOUT YOUR PUNY RACE'S HISTORY, SUNNY JIM.I USED HIM LIKE A PAWN (I WISH I COULD DO IT AGAIN, TRICKING HIM WAS SO MUCH FUN!) AFTERWARD, I FINALLY GOT THE BRAINIAC TO BUILD A PORTAL! HA! ALL FOR WEIRDMAGEDDON! SADLY, HE SHUT IT DOWN! OH, I WISH I COULD TEAR HIM UP LIMB FROM LIMB! I ASSURE YOU IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. THEN ONE DAY, THIS UNFORTUNATE HUMAN NAMED STANFORD PINES CAME HERE INTO GRAVITY FALLS RESEARCHING ALL THE CRAZY STUFF GOING ON AROUND HERE. WHILE I COULD INTERACT WITH YOUR UNIVERSE EVERY NOW AND THEN BY TRICKING ONE OF YOU PEONS INTO GIVING ME YOUR BODY, I WAS UNABLE TO TRULY ENTER YOUR DIMENSIONAL PLANE, AS YOUR REALM CANNOT COMPREHEND MY EXISTENCE! BOY OH BOY, HOW I LONGED TO BE " PART OF YOUR WOOOOOORLD!". SO ANYWAY: I'VE BEEN RESIDING IN THE NIGHTMARE REALM FOR EONS, LONG BEFORE YOUR MEAGER UNIVERSE CAME TO FRUITION. IF NOT, LET ME GIVE YOU A RUNDOWN! OH, NO, NO, I INSIST! LUCKILY FOR YOU, YOU OVER-INDULGENT ANTISOCIAL TROLL, I'M NOT ACCEPTING OFFERINGS AT THIS TIME AS I BESTOW UNHOLY KNOWLEDGE! YOU CAN KEEP YOUR BLOOD, DECAPITATED PUDGY DIGITS, RECORDED SCREAMS, AND MEMORABILIA OF MYSELF! NOW TAPE YOUR EYEBALLS OPEN, TAKE A SEAT, AND KEEP SCROLLING DOWN MY PAGE AS YOU GAZE UPON A SLIVER OF SURREPTITIOUS ERUDITIONS THAT SAGES AND CULTS HAVE CLAMORED IN DESPERATION FOR! MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE WHILE I GET A NICE, WARM, GLASS OF LEAD-BASED PAINT. WELL, WELL, WELL! HEY THERE, TROPE EXPLORER! THE NAME'S BILL CIPHER! YOU KIDS MIGHT KNOW ME FROM A CERTAIN POPULAR SHOW CALLED GRAVITY FALLS. FOR BEST RESULTS, IMAGINE THIS WHOLE PAGE YELLED BY A CRAZY AND NERDY MAN ATTEMPTING A HIGH-PITCHED AND TERRIBLE DAVID LYNCH IMPRESSION.
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